The "Boss"

James, like a lot of children his age, has an imaginary friend. He fully acknowledges that his friend isn't really real, but he sure does talk about his "boss" a lot! Here are a few things we have learned about the boss last year:

He is 3
He is 7
He weights 60 pounds
He doesn't have a mother
His mother is having a baby
His name is Michael Jackson (because that's not creepy at all)
He sometimes makes James work overtime in his workshop (James' bedroom is always referred to as his workshop)
He builds buildings
He doesn't like to eat his vegetables
He is the one who really pees on the seat in James' bathroom
His boss tells him that Every. Single. Movie. will have a sequel (J: I heard that there's going to be a Ghostbusters 3. Me: Where did you hear that? J: Oh, my boss told me)
Most random bizarre bits of randomness that come from James' mouth were first concocted by the boss
He has crazy hair
He loves bubble baths